I need 2 go 2 bed
know how everyone’s house smells different well I’m gonna start a company that makes candles that smell like people’s houses so when they move out it’s less unfamiliar
my landlord just came by and told me the dryer is now free and that i should use that and the heat as much as i want to so i don’t get mold in my room GOD BLESS!!!
god i obviously don’t wanna alienate my new flatmates but i’m also really tired and like overwhelmed and i kinda just wanna curl up and watch orphan black ad infinitum
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
my fall look today is a product of the patriarchy, a product of the patriarchy, and a desire for other women to view me as their competition for male attention
are you an alien why don’t you have fingerprints
i have no clue it’s extremely inconvenient and unfortunate